Feb 26 2008
The Moon-Walk

I just came to this realization. I spent months trying to figure out HOW to stop women I come across, without making them reject me just because they’re busily going somewhere else. I tried and tried, but everything failed catastrophically. I tried every cheesy pick up line (pick-up lines never work), every opener I could think of, and STILL nothing. WHAT DID I HAVE TO DO?!
I spent months hammering my brains for some type of idea, some type of breakthrough, ANYTHING. Yet nothing did I seem to squeeze out. Then after chatting with one of my oldest friends, it hit me. If they’re busily going somewhere else, then why not (and I can’t believe I didn’t think of this before) go with them. That’s right, literally go with the flow. It’s all about Taichi or Aikido, use the opponents own weight and force to bring him down. Now, don’t go beating up those girls. Instead, when you approach, start walking with them or her at the same time you open her up. Now, I’ve only successfully done this a couple of times so I’ll keep experimenting and keep you posted.


Be like water.
“If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend.”
— Bruce Lee
Paul