Mar 28 2008
Archive for the 'Doggy Style' Category
Mar 07 2008
PMS… How come I didn’t think of it before!?

There I go minding my own business. I cool, I’m chillin’, talking PEACEFULLY with my girl, when all of a sudden, my girl’s face starts turning red and she starts yelling at me with no apparent reason. And I’m like, “What in the name did I do to you!? Get of my back!” And I left her in her tantrum.
Than I talked to mom. I asked her for a logical explanation for what had just happened. She told me it had nothing to do with me. She told me it was PMS. Now, I had heard of it before, but it just didn’t occur to me at the time, but I was enlightened by this small peace of info.
I did some research which only managed to make me confused, but this is what I got out of it. Basically, what I understood is that the menstrual cycle last 28 days, 14 out of which, women are ovulating. The first 7 days out of those 14 she will have HIGH hormones, and the other 7 days she will have LOW hormones.
Now, as a man, I understand that we think in numbers. So let me translate that for you. The month has 30 days. 14 out of those days she will be a pain in the neck. That means that 46.6% of the time she will be moody.
So what you have to do is understand that this is a part of the female personality. So don’t get mad. Remember if it weren’t for PMS we wouldn’t be her right now. So enjoy the ride.
Feb 20 2008
The thing about one night stands is…

The thing with one night stands is that there are two types of one night wonders. The one that truly wants to have meaningless sex with you and the never make contact with you after it occurs. And the one that will give it to you in the hopes that you fall in love with her and pursuit her romantically.
This not to mention all the other risks involved; disease, unwanted pregnancy, depression caused by the lack of stability, the inability to make a commitment due to constant one-nighters… When you think about the temporary bliss you will experience and the satisfaction to come, it can be addictive, but is it really worth it? When you put the pros and cons together, which is the greater good?
Jan 25 2008
Pucker up.
Ok, once you know she wants to kiss you, how do you go about doing that? Well there are various tactics you can use:
- First of all, before making out, TAKE YOU TIME! You don’t wanna rush things.
- Whisper in her ear, “I KNOW you want to kiss me”, in a low sexy tone of voice. You should feel the vibrations of your voice in your chest. This let’s HER know your up for it.
- Be sure that you’re close enough for her to hear you breathing. That turns her SO on.
- Tease her into kissing you. Once she’s trying to kiss you, get close enough so that she can feel your breath (be sure you brushed your teeth before the date also). She’ll go for the kiss, trust me on this. When she does, PLAYFULLY pull away with a sly smile on your face. DON’T loose eye contact. Then when she complains, get close again and repeat the process. Repeat this a couple of times. This will get her SO eager to kiss you, that when she finally does… Well, let’s just say it will be worth the wait.
- DON’T touch her breasts, ass and sweet spot. REMEMBER, kissing is still part of foreplay, and as such, any highly sexual activity will turn her off INSTEAD of on.
- Cup both of your hands on her cheeks. This makes her feel safe, and we definitely want this, as it will help you by breaking down a couple of barriers.
I still have a lot more tactics to discover and test. So I’ll keep you posted.


